is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
I proudly understood that reference
I was the only one in the theatre who understood the reference and burst out laughing.. :P
Someone had to…..
I believe the quote is “up-close look at our old turbines” which is what makes it funny. ‘Enough look’ doesn’t even make sense.
Three hundred and thirty years after her father saved her from a fate like her two older brothers suffered by hiding her on Midgard as an infant, S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Hel Lokadóttir finds herself in New Mexico monitoring a suspiciously active Bifröst. The last thing she expected to happen was for her meathead Uncle Thor to show up, throwing her perfect undercover life into chaos – and revealing some disturbing family secrets that may leave her no choice but to go back to Asgard.
Words: 9860, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M, M/M
- Characters: Hel, Darcy Lewis, Thor (Marvel), Fenrisúlfr | Fenrir, Jane Foster (Marvel), Clint Barton, Loki (Marvel), Jötnar | Jotun, Asgardians
- Relationships: past Thor/Sif, Angrboða/Loki | Angerboda/Loki
- Additional Tags: References to Norse Religion & Lore, Hel Darcy Lewis, Dysfunctional Family, POV Female Character, Odin’s A+ Parenting, Past Child Abuse, Brothers, Adoption, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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Darcy as Hel is my jam….and this currently has like 7 chapters now. read it!
Gretchen Ward, stop trying to make fetch ’better than Romanoff’ happen! It’s not going to happen!
this one is for thescarletavenger!
"So I have an idea…" Darcy drops down onto the bed in Skye’s bunk room and looks at the tiny hacker with what can only be described as glee in her eyes.
"I’m scared but excited?" Skye looks up at her friend and leans against the headboard.
"Knew I could count on you Agent!" Darcy Lewis’ grin grows even larger if that is actually possible. "Spill it Lewis."
"Okay, here goes! You hack Phil’s computer and turn any not-work-related-internet-search results into puppy pictures!" Darcy looks at her friend with an almost evil smirk and is met with a matching expression from Skye.
"First of all a) that’s EPIC b) I can’t believe I didn’t think of that myself and c) WHEN Phil gets pissed YOU will make sure he doesn’t kick me off the bus!"
"Deal!" Darcy reaches out her hand and the two young women shake on it. Skye grabs her laptop and starts working on the code and faster than Darcy had actually hoped she gets a text message from Skye saying: "operation puppy power is a go"
Two hours later Phil Coulson’s voice can be heard through The Bus: “OH FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE! DARCY! SKYE! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!?”
If Darcy and Skye high five it’s done really quickly before Darcy runs to Phil’s office to try and talk down her favorite Agent. And Skye pushes the kill button on the code. Because it’s after all fun and games until someone loose their badges.
this is based on a gifset where someone had skye and darcy change the search results on phil’s computer to kitten pictures - but I’m not a cat person hence puppies ;)
i still seriously get so defensive when people say ryan reynolds is a bad wade wilson because like…he’s literally /perfect/ for the job, this is a man who nerds out about deadpool, who based his own…
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?
this scares me a little
meme, fool, suicide, cum and pee. I. I don’t know man.
Bail, See, The, Crush, Fooly.
Enigma, passion, secrets, malice, rage
Leave, secrets, naked, passion, maniac
Made, sin, passion, crush, fool
Passion, Madea, Dread, cut, ice
Can we make a petition for Oded Fehr to be cast as Doctor Strange? Is it possible because it needs to be done.
FUCKING HELL YES.
give this to me now.
Josh and I have been saying this for months.
I accept this and wish for it to be so. It will probably be a pasty white dude tho.
Oded Fehr is magically delicious and would be the ideal choice
Anna Kendrick, Life upon the wicked stage,