“Let’s hide from our dialogue in this elevator.”
#4. The Writing Is Terrible (Both the Script and the Source Novel)
You’d think most actors would be familiar with the amount of risque belly slapping in the book, but there’s no shortage of people reading the script and bursting into fits of shocked laughter. There’s a rumor that Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast in the lead role, dropped out because he didn’t like the script, and he starred in last year’s Pacific Rim, which contained a character named Stacker Pentecost and a man with golden shoes. Actress Chloe Bridges, star of the Sex and the City spinoff The Carrie Diaries, read the three pages she was given for her audition and immediately said, “I really can’t do this.”
I had a feeling this one customer was a drag queen but I didn’t want to ask.
Today he confirmed he was a drag queen…
"She claimed I spit on her. Please. I was wearing my make-up (I’m a drag queen, ya’know). Do you know how hard it is to spit with tacky lip gloss?"
probably the reason that up until a few years ago it was used primarily as garnish until somebody had a bumper crop of kale they needed to offload and threw some marketing dollars at the hipsters,
Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I…
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?
Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?
So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.
I’m an American and I learned something new and useful today. Thanks Tumblr! And Thank you Weird Al for being one funny-ass dude and an incredible human being!
Spastic also used to be a slur for epileptic.
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
Both of you are wrong. The original No more tears baby shampoo from Johnson & Johnson (that other kids’ shampoos later copied) is formulated that the LATHER would not burn the eyes. Of course it’s going to burn if you pour concentrated soap into your eyes.
From the Johnson & Johnson website
"We love babies. And we understand babies’ delicate eyes need special care. That’s why we made our NO MORE TEARS® JOHNSON’S® Baby Shampoo as gentle to the eyes as pure water."
From the L’Oreal website about this specific shampoo:
"No knots can resist the 2-in-1 formula of L’Oréal Kids. It helps prevent split ends and conditions dry hair, leaving hair soft and manageable. Gentle formula is great for all hair types. Ophthalmologist tested so it’s absolutely tear free.”
Haven’t you ever seen a baby shampoo commercial? They always make a point to have the suds go in the baby’s face and show that the baby doesn’t care to illustrate that it doesn’t burn the eyes.
I am the Beastmaster.
It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.
The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.
IM GONNA WRECK IT
'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.
fuck….The Purge: Anarchy
Fast Five fuck yeah
hell yeah jazzy fuckin cats holla at me
The Princess Bride
THE WOLF OF WALSTREET
I AM IRON MAN
MEN WITH BROOMS!
How To Train Your Dragon 2
The Princess Bride here, too! I’m just fine with that
Captain America:TFA….I’m good.
FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))
I have this special made device that brutally slices the top off the grass and stores the discarded appendages for later so I may spread them at the feet of my food plants. Blood of its kin makes it grow better, you see.
So much hair
Should I leave it out for future femBucky cosplay? Or put it up? Too much for a bun, though.
like I know so much hair/thick hair is a lot of work, my bff in highschool had the same going on, but still.
wrap braids a la Jennifer Morrison at the OUAT panel. It’s era appropriate and practical for Fem!Bucky.